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Sweet Nothing

Open a new tab on your browser. Google ‘hands free orgasm'. Scroll through the Pornhub links and tantric sex instructions until you find an account of a personal experience. I couldn't. So here's mine: What ever happened to the 90s heartthrob Josh Hartnett? I saw the trailer for Halloween: H20  on TV when I was a preteen and bam! First school girl crush. Those brown eyes, skater boy haircut and perfect jawline soon became a feature on my bedroom wall. But as soon as those posters went up, they came down. The box office success of Pearl Harbour didn’t leave much in its wake for ol’ Josh. We forgot about him as he left the spotlight of Hollywood and back into the shadows of indie films and mid-western Minnesota. A few years after its low-profile release, I watched 40 Days and 40 Nights and three things crossed my mind: 1. Oh Josh! 2. Is it really that hard not having sex for 40 days and 40 nights? And 3. Maybe one day when I’m having it regularly, I’ll find out. Nea